I get quite a few emails about art director and designer gigs and positions. This last one caught me a little off-guard. Microsoft Word Designer? Who the hell designs anything in Microsoft Word? The only thing I've ever designed in Word was a birthday card for my mom when I was 10 and that didn't even make it onto the damn fridge. I guess she didn't like the birthday cake clip art I chose. "You must be able to build this e-mail in Word."? So now anyone who can format an email is a designer? Must be quite the full-service ad agency when they need to bring in more designers for Microsoft Word. Good luck filling the position.