These Coffee Mate ads are so confusing. Copy reads, "Even when there's milk around." The ads depict the cows trying to hurt/kill the cowboy. I guess for not drinking their milk. I would think it actually would be the other way around. If a milk substitute is used, wouldn't the cows not have to work anymore? They could just retire and move to California, where happy cows come from. Maybe they are just jealous that their huge milking tits aren't getting played with anymore.