Inner Monologue: Wow, I'm in a huge rush to catch my flight. Just let me get through security quickly please. Oh damn, my belt set off the alarm. Ok, cavity search. Wait! What is this? Oh wow, it's an ad in the bottom of the tray I just put all my crap in. I am definitely going to stop and take the time to read this. Thanks Rolodex for this enlightening advertisement, I guess I will just catch the next plane.