Don't Call it a $#@*&

Crazy Helio commercials. Apparently if you call this thing a, sshhh, phone, sshhh, you will be eaten by the nearest, largest creature possible. So, if they are not a phone company and it is not a phone, who the hell are they and what the hell are they selling me? Whatever it is, I hope the plastic bags are included. See more executions here and here.

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