I've been seeing these ads for the TV show Six Degrees for some time now. I guess the show is about how different people are all connected or something (think Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon). The ads play upon this with lines like "The man by the door will someday be your boss". Given, however, that they appear on the New York City subways, I think that the copywriter should have been more realistic with the situations. Here are a few lines I think would work well for these ads running on the NYC subways:
THE GUY BY THE DOOR JUST STOLE YOUR WALLET.
THE WOMAN HOLDING THE POLE IS A PROSTITUTE.
THE HOMELESS WOMAN EATING THE TRASH USED TO BE A MODEL.
THAT SEWER RAT WILL SOMEDAY BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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